| Jokes |
My website has 800 pages and half a million words; that wasn't a joke.
My website informs you by playing a music collection, I get the joke!
I do not want to say read my current 1.3 trillion Dollaruniverse, but I do.
German: Wer oder Was bin ich? Ich bin eine Stehlampe.
I can fly, and I can fly on my face.
I am the evilest angel, ask my dear bank.
Everything will be fine; it just ended badly.
I will come again in 20 years.
My best joke lasted 20 years; I just meant it.
What is the best joke? Ask my lawyer.
How big is the biggest page? That is determined by the ArschMin.
I managed to out myself as a joke.
Reading time 6 hours.
Everybody is protected and responsible for himself!
I know the world is already ending.
What is the name of the horniest man? MIR.
Don't even ask.
I don't hear voices at all; they are philosophising people.
Schwupsfallera.
Do you guys remember my work-school gift? I was just bad.
Poetry is hard.
Trust nobody, I am nobody.